Album Review: Quick Piss -Rock ‘N’ Roll Impotence

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Check out Quick Piss tonight (9/2) at Vaudeville Mews for their album release featuring Pure Gut and Glitter Density (early) and Goldblums, The Vahnevants and DJ Richie Daggers. Buy the album. Go to both shows.

 

To Do List (Age 16):

  • Eat Junk Food
  • Sleep Late
  • Skip School
  • Learn Math
  • Write Bad Poetry
  • Get In A Car Wreck
  • Drive Somewhere Far Away
  • Drink A Beer
  • Learn Three Guitar Chords
  • Swear
  • Break Glass Bottles For No Reason
  • Do Well In A Class You Actually Like
  • Watch Internet Porn
  • Swear
  • Shoplift
  • Go To As Many Concerts As Possible
  • Start A Band
  • Paint A Wall That Belongs To Someone Else
  • Kiss Someone You Think Is Cute
  • Drink Another Beer
  • Jump A Dirt Bike Into A Pond
  • Figure Out That The World Kind Of Sucks

 

To Do List (Age 19)

  • Go To Night School
  • Try A Drug Or Two
  • Work Retail
  • Show Up To Work Drunk
  • Read A Fucking Book
  • Kick Down A Political Sign In Your Neighbor’s Yard
  • Read A Book About Fucking
  • Fuck
  • Piss Off Old People
  • Get In A Bar Fight
  • Eat A Bagel
  • Wear The Same T-Shirt Everyday
  • Live Somewhere You Don’t Know Anyone
  • Make New Friends
  • Realize Your New Friends Are Lame
  • Get A Fake ID
  • Hang Out With Your Old Friends
  • Play Songs In A Band
  • Vote For A Communist
  • Write Songs With Swears
  • Smash A Guitar
  • Kick A Hole In A Bass Drum
  • Realize Life is Great

 

To Do List (Age 26)

  • Get A Job
  • Hate That Job
  • Meet a Girl (or Guy)
  • Have Sex With Just That Person
  • Grow a Beard
  • Buy a Nice Suit
  • Ride Your Bike Carefully
  • Get a Prescription
  • Write a Cover Letter
  • Sign a Lease
  • Look in the Mirror
  • Sigh a lot
  • Rescue a Dog
  • Open a Money Market Account
  • Listen to Punk Rock As You Drive Home
  • Masturbate
  • Play Co-Ed Softball
  • Eat a Vegetable
  • Read the Label
  • Drink Less
  • Figure Out That Life Actually Sucked Less a Few Years Ago

 

To Do List (Age 36)

  • Have a Couple of Kids
  • Quit Your Job
  • Fight Depression
  • Stare Out the Window
  • Get a Fish Tank
  • Eat a Plum
  • File Your Taxes
  • Go to A Bar By Yourself
  • Describe Yourself As “Fiscally Conservative”
  • Cry
  • Find Yourself

 

To Do List (Age 50)

  • Work A Job You Like
  • Take Your Medicine
  • Talk To Someone
  • Play The Loud Songs You Wrote For Your Children
  • Take Time For Yourself
  • Love
  • Smash
  • Go Fishing
  • Buy A Mid-Sized Sedan
  • Age
  • Let Kids Play
  • Figure Out Life

 

To Do List (Age 70)

  • Eat Junk Food
  • Sleep Late
  • Skip School
  • Learn Math
  • Write Bad Poetry
  • Get In A Car Wreck
  • Drive Somewhere Far Away
  • Drink A Beer
  • Learn Three Guitar Chords
  • Swear
  • Break Glass Bottles For No Reason
  • Do Well In A Class You Actually Like
  • Watch Internet Porn
  • Swear
  • Shoplift
  • Go To As Many Concerts As Possible
  • Start A Band
  • Paint A Wall That Belongs To Someone Else
  • Kiss Someone You Think Is Cute
  • Drink Another Beer
  • Jump A Dirt Bike Into A Pond
  • Figure Out That The World Kind Of Rules
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